There's some other chick interviewing for MY job! And she's wearing a skirt...and no stockings!! NO STOCKINGS!!! I am wearing a crisp black suit with a classy white shirt underneath...AND I have my resume separated out in folders! Not cheap Manila folders...ACTUAL nice swaggy with a clear cover!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO STOCKINGS!
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Yeah, but you look nice AND you have substance. You're not just eye candy. You actually get stuff done. It's like being a complete package deal.
I heard that the other "chick" was also wearing crotchless panties and a WonderBra. Who's hiring for this job, Bill Clinton?
What "position" was this? (I shudder to think!)
Maybe you should stay with the company that offers you a bone-toss promotion only because they see your true worth when you're almost gone? Doesn't that sound inviting?
What remarkable choices!
If I had the money, I stake you in that bakery. The overlords of the workforce are absolute twits.
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