Sunday, November 16, 2008

Please Welcome...

The newest member of our family. She was created this Saturday at the Children's museum. Her name is Esmerelda Sassypants the third. She has a regal skirt of red silk fashioned with a hip ribbed belt. An elegant shirt consisting of the finest walpaper known to man. Her hair is like thick wooly yarn, not to be outdone by her regal hat fasioned from an old, I mean regal pine cone. She currently resides on the shelf in our dining room.

And for your enjoyment, Ava McSassy pants in her mitts, hat and scarf...take a good look at this because she never lets me put a hat on her!


Sparkle Plenty said...

WOW! Esmerelda ROCKS! Okay: Not to pay attention to the man behind the curtain, but is there any chance that Esmerelda might have played a key role in the dispensation of toilet paper or paper towels at some point in her life? Not that there's anything wrong with that. But, I might refer to her as "Bath Tissue Heiress Esmerelda Sassypants the Third..."

Sarah said...

You guessed it Sparkle, she is a bath tissue Heiress...but she doesn't like to talk about it. See she made her own fortune in gold mining...y'know with the pans out in the streams? She found a nugget as big as her head...which doesn't sound very big but when you have free room and board it doesn't take much to become a bagagillionaire. (I made that word up "become")

Her Father and Mother are always trying to pull her back into the Bath Tissue empire but she's content on our shelf.

Obviously her parents despise Ava and I.