tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4882602834152386736.post746327349800152090..comments2023-11-02T08:39:08.747-05:00Comments on Complete and Utter Randomness: Please Welcome...Sarahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16369293254355109324noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4882602834152386736.post-63785007125810514462008-11-18T12:26:00.000-06:002008-11-18T12:26:00.000-06:00You guessed it Sparkle, she is a bath tissue Heire...You guessed it Sparkle, she is a bath tissue Heiress...but she doesn't like to talk about it. See she made her own fortune in gold mining...y'know with the pans out in the streams? She found a nugget as big as her head...which doesn't sound very big but when you have free room and board it doesn't take much to become a bagagillionaire. (I made that word up "become")<BR/><BR/>Her Father and Mother are always trying to pull her back into the Bath Tissue empire but she's content on our shelf. <BR/><BR/>Obviously her parents despise Ava and I.Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16369293254355109324noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4882602834152386736.post-33429110088849401802008-11-18T06:47:00.000-06:002008-11-18T06:47:00.000-06:00WOW! Esmerelda ROCKS! Okay: Not to pay attention t...WOW! Esmerelda ROCKS! Okay: Not to pay attention to the man behind the curtain, but is there any chance that Esmerelda might have played a key role in the dispensation of toilet paper or paper towels at some point in her life? Not that there's anything wrong with that. But, I might refer to her as "Bath Tissue Heiress Esmerelda Sassypants the Third..."Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.com