Tuesday, April 7, 2009

I like to confuse my friends...it's my favourite pastime

me: I have a couple of random unrelated questions for you.

Jason: oh?

me: How do you feel about Mushrooms?

Jason: 1up

me: And what are your thoughts on grass?

Jason: grr

me: Are you for or against grass?

Jason: :(

me: that's not really an answer sir I'm going to have to ask you to stay focused.

Jason: la la la

me: sigh
If you were tiny-er would you have any objections to living under a toadstool or mushroom?

Jason: -er, eh?
what is a toadstool?

me: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mushroom

Jason: i am already familiar with mushrooms

me: Yes as it clearly states: The term "toadstool" was often, but not exclusively, applied to poisonous mushrooms or to those that have the classic umbrella-like cap-and-stem form...tsk tsk subject cannot read...better jot that down.

Jason: oh... the fun kind

me: So back to my original question...would you have any objections to living under a toadstool or mushroom?

Jason: ... if i were tiny... as in smurf-size?

me: yes
Would you have any objections?

Jason: are we in a hypothetical pretend world with cartoon cats?... or are we still in the real world?

me: real world
Wow you are taking a LONG time to answer a simple question

Jason: how big is a smurf?

me: sigh
How do you feel about squatters?

Jason: is a squatter the same thing as a loafer?

me: What's a loafer?

Jason: what's a squatter?

me: This interview is over

Jason: What?

2 comments:

Sparkle Plenty said...

Holy MOLEY you made me laugh today! Between this conversation and your "gnome" thank you e-mail. ZOW! Thanks, bake-tress!

Sarah said...

HA HA HA Thanks SP! I was really having to hold it together with the email to my Mom and Sister. I was so incredibly pleased with myself. I can always count on my sister to appreciate a good gnome joke.
Glad I could make you laugh!