me: I have a couple of random unrelated questions for you.
me: How do you feel about Mushrooms?
me: And what are your thoughts on grass?
me: Are you for or against grass?
me: that's not really an answer sir I'm going to have to ask you to stay focused.
Jason: la la la
If you were tiny-er would you have any objections to living under a toadstool or mushroom?
Jason: -er, eh?
what is a toadstool?
Jason: i am already familiar with mushrooms
me: Yes as it clearly states: The term "toadstool" was often, but not exclusively, applied to poisonous mushrooms or to those that have the classic umbrella-like cap-and-stem form...tsk tsk subject cannot read...better jot that down.
Jason: oh... the fun kind
me: So back to my original question...would you have any objections to living under a toadstool or mushroom?
Jason: ... if i were tiny... as in smurf-size?
Would you have any objections?
Jason: are we in a hypothetical pretend world with cartoon cats?... or are we still in the real world?
me: real world
Wow you are taking a LONG time to answer a simple question
Jason: how big is a smurf?
How do you feel about squatters?
Jason: is a squatter the same thing as a loafer?
me: What's a loafer?
Jason: what's a squatter?
me: This interview is over