me: I have a couple of random unrelated questions for you.
Jason: oh?
me: How do you feel about Mushrooms?
Jason: 1up
me: And what are your thoughts on grass?
Jason: grr
me: Are you for or against grass?
Jason: :(
me: that's not really an answer sir I'm going to have to ask you to stay focused.
Jason: la la la
me: sigh
If you were tiny-er would you have any objections to living under a toadstool or mushroom?
Jason: -er, eh?
what is a toadstool?
me: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mushroom
Jason: i am already familiar with mushrooms
me: Yes as it clearly states: The term "toadstool" was often, but not exclusively, applied to poisonous mushrooms or to those that have the classic umbrella-like cap-and-stem form...tsk tsk subject cannot read...better jot that down.
Jason: oh... the fun kind
me: So back to my original question...would you have any objections to living under a toadstool or mushroom?
Jason: ... if i were tiny... as in smurf-size?
me: yes
Would you have any objections?
Jason: are we in a hypothetical pretend world with cartoon cats?... or are we still in the real world?
me: real world
Wow you are taking a LONG time to answer a simple question
Jason: how big is a smurf?
me: sigh
How do you feel about squatters?
Jason: is a squatter the same thing as a loafer?
me: What's a loafer?
Jason: what's a squatter?
me: This interview is over
Jason: What?
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Holy MOLEY you made me laugh today! Between this conversation and your "gnome" thank you e-mail. ZOW! Thanks, bake-tress!
HA HA HA Thanks SP! I was really having to hold it together with the email to my Mom and Sister. I was so incredibly pleased with myself. I can always count on my sister to appreciate a good gnome joke.
Glad I could make you laugh!
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