Tuesday, April 27, 2010

5 things I've decided

1. I'm glad they don't use subliminal messaging anymore, I think I am a sucker very receptive toward hidden messages to buy or consume things. Just today I thought of Butterscotch, and now I want to consume one or more of the following:
a) Butterscotch Pudding
b) Butterscotch Ice Cream
c) Butterscoth Cupcakes -HOW FREAKING AWESOME WOULD THAT BE?!?


2. Vegans are crazy. I just learned that my cousin is a Vegan. She wasn't always a Vegan so imagine my surprise when all of a sudden I learn this. I made a comment asking her when she had turned Vegan, because I know I've seen her 'chow on cow'* before. She told me to Vegan up my statement because I was making her sick!**

In the word's of an SNL Celebrity Blogger "B*tch Pleeze"


3. Seeing a little old lady in a beat up old Buick all hunched over who can barely see over the steering wheel, and has the license plate: WHATEVR might be the funniest thing I've seen all year.


4. If my coworker doesn't stop tapping her foot on her chair I'm going to take it from her. (Chair or foot, you decide)


5. Making some of the coolest cupcakes in a long time, and wanting badly not to ruin the surprise and ruin it at the same time, and having half of your family tell everyong that this could only mean one thing (That I'm pregnant -wtf?). Is the most annoying thing to happen and makes me despise FaceBook.

That is all!

*Coming up with "Chow on Cow" was the most hilarious and brilliant thing I've done all month.
**I don't mind if you are not into eating meat, but don't be an omnivore for over 75% of your life and just randomly decide to make a change and be all high and mighty about it.


Aliwicious said...

I'm new to the blogging thing and was flipping through blogs when I came across yours. The first thing I saw was the sushi cakes, which is GENIUS! They were beautiful, but then of course I saw this, and laughed hysterically. Just wanted to say thank you for providing some humor. And of course, if you'd like to check out my blog (when there's something more interesting posted on it) I'd greatly appreciate it. Any tips and suggestions are more than welcome.

Sarah said...

Thanks Aliwicious!

I will definitely check your blog out! As far as tips are concerned, I usually just go with your own writing style, and say what you want to say. Not everything has to be funny or witty, they can be sappy or sad or happy!

Good luck blogging!!