Saturday, May 16, 2009

Thoughts from the Gym...

Here are the thoughts that cross my mind when I am at the gym...

"Why is that girl wearing such tight clothes...?"

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"Why is that dude pulling up his shirt to wipe the sweat off of his face...they have free towels..."

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"Why doesn't this guy next to me wear deoderant?"

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"Why is this weird dude wearing jeans, a dress shirt and a belt to work out in?"

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"Why is that other dude wearing khaki shorts with a belt to work out in?"

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And an exerpt from conversations with Larry and Sarah:

Me: "There was this girl at the gym who had ::ahem:: some big personalities..."
Larry: ::not understanding:: "Oh so she was really nice to you?"
Me: "No, she had huge boobs"

2 comments:

Sparkle Plenty said...

"Big personalities." HA!!!

What IS this startling new trend of dudes wearing belts to work out?

Canadian Bake-Tress said...

Yeah I was going to add one that I thought of yesterday which goes: "Hmm that's an odd thing for a Man to wear to work out in...oooh that's a woman"