Here are the thoughts that cross my mind when I am at the gym...
"Why is that girl wearing such tight clothes...?"
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"Why is that dude pulling up his shirt to wipe the sweat off of his face...they have free towels..."
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"Why doesn't this guy next to me wear deoderant?"
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"Why is this weird dude wearing jeans, a dress shirt and a belt to work out in?"
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"Why is that other dude wearing khaki shorts with a belt to work out in?"
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And an exerpt from conversations with Larry and Sarah:
Me: "There was this girl at the gym who had ::ahem:: some big personalities..."
Larry: ::not understanding:: "Oh so she was really nice to you?"
Me: "No, she had huge boobs"
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"Big personalities." HA!!!
What IS this startling new trend of dudes wearing belts to work out?
Yeah I was going to add one that I thought of yesterday which goes: "Hmm that's an odd thing for a Man to wear to work out in...oooh that's a woman"
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